Y’all deserve jail time.
My husband sometimes like to buy candles for me as surprises and light them before I get home to I can walk into a yummy smelling home.
Today i walked into my home to the smell of this candle. My lovely husband knows just how much I love candles and he found this super special one today and decided to light it before I got home like he does for me. And DW has such high quality fragrance and wax that their candles can fill our whole house.
The thing is. This is the candle he chose today. And instead of some scrumptious fall candle, I walked in and actually gagged. I genuinely was so confused as to what this smell was that I thought my husband had spiked himself. I assumed something was wrong and totally didn’t think it was just a candle burning.
My husband was giggling like a 6 year old boy as I gagged in horror. Now I’m even more convinced he is drunk and soiled himself. But no. He’s sober and just stupidly laughing at his candle choice surprise he has waiting for me.
When he giggled and told me it was a mac and cheese candle that was causing me to almost projectile vomit, I slammed the lid in it to smother the flame and ran it out to the trash can.
We literally had to open the windows and leave the house to go get dinner.
Who ever made this deserves jail time and owes me marriage counseling.