This mac and cheese candle deceptively encapsulated my senses on an innocent Friday afternoon.
A casual tk maxx trip with my friends turned into what we know as the outing of pure repugnance.
if i had three words to describe this candle, i would describe it as: cheesy, pungent and a criminal offence.
what appeared to be a seemingly harmless sniff of this waxy substance turned into a near fatal experience. My friend took an excited inhale of this devious candle, (which may i note was placed strategically next to some delightful smelling candles), and a noise i can only describe as pure repulsion and loathing emitted from her vocal cords, sky rocketing her gag reflects. I too wanted to smell what caused such an outrage. First mistake. the smell oozed into my nasal canals and i too wretched. this scented monstrosity publicly known as the 'mac and cheese candle' caused such an aching pain into heart, my soul and deep down in my bones. the pure horror on my face was sure to make it into the cover of the next conjuring film. The way the smell hit my nostrils, notes of farts, and what can only be described as foot cheese.
If i had burnt this candle in a room with my sadly deceased grandma, upon the unholy fumes entering into her system she would've awoke instantly.
I wish i could live my life without having smelt this monstrosity. As they say, ignorance is bliss.